Scene 1 Script

Scene 1: Luci Looses Out
Actors are sat in the audience, Largerius is behind the lectern.

Largerius: Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today... because you have applied for the position of head librarian at the Library of Largerius, so there are two (looks at The Other Guy) okay, three candidates left

(Cue Weakest Link music)

And the successful contestant is...

(Cue Countdown music)

Gabrielle

(Party poppers?)

Luci: What?! I’ve been here for 500 years!

Gabrielle: Well at least you’ve got your old job.

Largerius: Actually, due to unforeseen circumstances, you shan’t be working here any longer.

Luci: But this is my home etc.

Gabrielle: I’m afraid you and your horns are going to have to find somewhere else.

Luci: (throwing down the lectern) Fine, I’ll make my own library! And it’ll be 10x better than yours!

Gabrielle: Yeah? Where?

Luci: Down the hallway!

Largerius: Well actually, that’s our storeroom, I’m afraid.

Luci: Well in the basement then.
(Wings are ripped off and she and The Other Guy storm off to the basement)